What people think.

So we're going to play True/False about me. Guess which statement is true:

1) I can still ride horses.

2) I am a 17 year old's idol.

3) My family believes that I've moved to North Carolina because I'm in the CIA (at least they don't know it's to cover up that out-of-wedlock child!).

4) I write letters to a 75 year old Scottish man.

5) The only Jane Austen spinoff I've ever liked is one where Jane's a 285 year old vampire.

6) I love my job.

8) I finally found a guide at an historical site who gave me permission to snoop in the out-of-bounds areas.

Yes, all of these things are true. Well, everything not in a parenthesis is true.

And so as not to create confusion: I talk to the Scottish guy about traveling and photography, I am not pulling an Anna Nicole; I've heard that there are good JA spinoffs out there, just haven't found em yet; I love going off-site for my job, it's the best; and yes, Janelle, he did actually give me permission: "I don't think anybody's going to cry if you go upstairs in the smaller cabin." It's total carte blanche.